The Maxes: Music/Lyrics

JAILBAIT

Dear friends, I've got some news to share
About a love beyond compare
We get together and we misbehave
So what if he's just old enough to shave?

Jailbait
They say he's jailbait
Although his kisses make me say "amen"
The penalty is five-to-ten
For jailbait
But I love jailbait
And so I help him with his homework
But when we're through
I teach that boy some things he never knew

His parents think I'm sweet
His mama makes us things to eat
His grades are getting better every day
But it's not that part
That lets my heart know that this affair's top-notch
It's his handsome face
His style and grace and his
Disney wristwatch

He's jailbait
They say he's jailbait
That boy can really rock my boat
Though he's just old enough to vote
He's jailbait
But I love jailbait
Although the young man ain't yet got a place of his own
Someday we'll have a next that we call home
That is, if I'm not in jail
Before the bait's full grown